Even bananas commit suicide

We already know that bananas are healthy. And that they are stress killers, we know too. And we have learned so far that they help us get better sleep. What we didn’t know is that bananas can be pretty fed up, too. How those bananas elegantly commit suicide we can see here:

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Panama Disease kills bananas

Did you know that the Panama disease is a great enemy of the banana? This disease is caused by a fungus and usually appears in short heat waves. The panama disease has already taken millions of banana lives. I always knew that Panama was no one to mess with.

Wash your hair - with bananas

Everything’s possibly, they say. Even if that phrase belongs to someone else. But washing your hair with banana really works! Which doesn’t mean you should go and take a banana with you into the shower, waiting for a miracle under the water stream.

But! You can seriously help your hair by pureeing a banana and mixing it with some oil. Literally paint your hair with the stuff and wait about fifteen minutes for it to work. Wash it out and you’re done. By the way, this helps for very dry hair. If it’s already oily, better eat the banana.

Successful with bananas

Since the banana is rich on vitamin B, which helps build and strengthen our nerves, you can easily fight the nervousness next time when you’re trying to negotiating a new and better salary with your boss by eating a little dose - I SAID LITTLE - of banana. Maybe that explains why those Brits have such a high rate of banana imports.

Pineapple Banana Cream

This one’s for the sugar heads among you. And those diabetic. Well, no, I guess you won’t have to eat this. Whatever, just try it out. You’ll soon notice if it’s good for you or if it makes your organs swell. All I know is that it’s good and I’m alive and kicking. Find out the entire secret »

Mean bananas

Did you know that eating green bananas makes you lose, while eating the yellow bananas makes you gain pounds? This is due to the carbohydrates in the green ones. They fill your stomach and keep the insulin level low. The yellow ones contain a lot more sugar because they’ve already matured, which lets your insulin level rise. The insulin level is critical, because when it’s high, it stops the fat burning in your body. And that, duh, makes you fat. Remember: If you’re already chubby, stick to the green bananas, got it, banana?

Why athletes eat banana

Everyone who watches a sports event on TV every now and then has probably noticed many of the athletes treating themselves to a banana in the breaks. Especially runners and cyclists use the banana very often during their sports. The reason for that is not an unstoppable greed for banana. Rather it’s the loss of magnesium when you sweat, leading to uncomfortable and often painful muscle cramps if not quickly re-compensated. Banana contains a lot of magnesium, which therefore makes it a useful snack for the perfect health care. So, if you’re not actually engaged in any sports, then at least pretend and have some banana.