YES! WE HAVE NO BANANAS

If bananas wouldn´t be that hooky, there wouldn´t be no more grifts. Police would be happy cause of less work. Would bananas recognize this, anyway?

Full of Google & Co? Then try out this search engine from Banane. I doubt they’ll be very happy, but at least you’ll spare yourself some calories and search in a healthy way. That is if you don’t wreck your head around it, because I certainly went nuts.

Did you know that the banana traveled from Asia to Egypt and from thereon was spread by slave- and ivory traders onto the African continent? If that hadn’t been the case, we’d have never seen Judy from Daktari with a banana in her hands. How this story would’ve evolved?

I want to have THIS chocolate right now!

Available at Zotter

You can’t buy any bananas there and you don’t need a passport when traveling inside. But you’re still going to have a good time marching through this banana republic. As a franchise of GAP Inc (gap.com), the company offers Banana Republic, a shopping deluxe experience for men and women. Unfortunately, they don’t ship to Europe. Now that’s what I call a true Banana Republic attitude.

Sorry guys, there are no bananas today. I´m sailing.

Take: One fancy glass. Then look out for some Vodka. We need that. Look in your fridge, that’s where I keep mine. Anyway, got a bottle, then let’s get it going. Okay, 4 cl of Vodka, 4 cl of banana liqueur, 2 cl of grenadine syrup, 4 cl of pineapple juice and 0,1 liter of orange juice, and a good chunk of crushed ice into the shaker, shake it, and then pour it into the glass. When done, decorate with a cocktail cherry and a slice of banana. Budem!