Tired and exhausted? Sleepy and everyone can see? This could help you. Take a banana, a soft and yellow one. Mix it with 100g of curd and put that cement on your face. Let it sink in for 10-20 minutes, then rinse off with warm water. This helps against wrinkles and tired skin. Unless you already look like a total loss, then this won’t help you and you’re better off eating the banana.
Take: One fancy glass. Then grab the shaker and feed it some crushed ice, a third of a ripe avocado, half a ripe banana, 10 cl of apple juice, 2 cl of lemon juice and 2 cl of sugar syrup. Of course only after you’ve mixed the ingredients with a mixer. Cause there’s none in a shaker, heh. As soon as it’s bright green and foamily, fill it into the shaker and mingle with the ice.
This is a great tasting, non-alcoholic and fruity cocktail. Healthy as well. Go vitamins! Prost!
How much roast pork and sauerkraut a German eats per year is top secret. But if you ask about healthy stuff, say, like the banana, you’ll hear all that you need: About 18 kilo (that’s 40lb) is what the average German eats in a year. How those Germans keep walking upright is a mystery.
Did you know, that the biologically correct term for the banana is actually paradise fig? (It’s not in English, though. This is only translated). This explains that thingy with Eve’s fig leaf when she tried to save herself from Adams banana. Uhm. Or something like that anyway.
Always wanted to know what’s really in there, in that glorious banana? Expand your knowledge here. I was much too lazy to copy all of the text and make it look pretty when THEY have already done so. Bon appetit!
That’s the number banana splits sold annually by the American junk food franchise Dairy Queen from Minnesota. Who’s left to wonder that Americans tend to be obese?
