YES! WE HAVE NO BANANAS

This is for our Austrian readers. In Steiermark, where the good yellow muscatel comes from and Kartnig fell face-forward, there’s an ad agency that calls itself Banana Corp. Sounds pretty panamaniac. I mean, Panamanian. Well, it’s rather Steiermarkian, though. They’re at home in Zeltweg, where Klasnic messed up the Austria-Project. No more Formula 1 in the woods. Eh, never mind that. At least you’ve learned something today, because I always believed they only make seed oil.