YES! WE HAVE NO BANANAS

Sometimes all you need is a banana to get some inspiration. Just listen to it. Maybe you’ll get an idea of what else to do with a banana.

All Banana

Take: One fancy glass. It has a belly as usually. And a shaker! To shake it. Yeah right. Feed it some crushed ice and a piece of banana, 8 cl of pineapple juice, 2 cl of coconut cream, 1 cl of unwhipped whipped cream, 1 cl of banana syrup and 6 cl of white rum. And now: shake it. When you’re done put it into the glass and add some decoration (piece of banana, cocktail cherry). Put your straw in it and go for it! Saude!

I don’t know what I should chose. First I thought about the classical yellow one. But then I rather felt attached to the green banana. But I caught myself flirting with the red one and ashamedly ignoring the blue. In the end I just didn’t know what to do, being confronted with all these bananas, so I went with the violet one, knowing that the orange banana would be really insulted.

Picture by courtesy of Christian Storch

If you get lost some day in Regensburg and you want to make yourself a comfy evening, I recommend you visit the little music pub Banane. One of the coolest bars in town, with regular live acts and a very cool atmosphere. Unfortunately we couldn’t find out if they actually sold banana…

Did you know that among the fruits the banana is the biggest power donator? It contains so many carbohydrates that give you a lot of energy. That explains why many athletes prefer this yellow fruit while on their mission. Now all I lack is some sports to gain some proof.

Rumor has it warts can be defied with some caster oil and a banana peel. I don’t know if it’s true because I’ve never had any warts. But I guess it can’t be too wrong. I hope so at least. The question left is whether the Chiquita bananas are better than the bio bananas.

Foodies pay attention! This is the banana-est banana mousse on the planet. Or at least in the Republic of Banana. It’s easy, doesn’t get you worked up that much and charms every female being. At least that’s what the chef told me. Anyway, this sin is not for machos. You can go nibble on your ribs as much as you want. Find out the entire secret »